stariel25: (stariel)
stariel25 ([personal profile] stariel25) wrote2013-06-09 10:16 pm

Oh Jane Austen, you slay me...

So, I'm listening to the audiobook of Sense and Sensibility and I hear this:

"Perhaps," said Elinor, "thirty-five and seventeen had better not have any thing to do with matrimony together. But if there should by any chance happen to be a woman who is single at seven-and-twenty, I should not think Colonel Brandon's being thirty-five any objection to his marrying her."

"A woman of seven-and-twenty," said Marianne, after pausing a moment, "can never hope to feel or inspire affection again, and if her home be uncomfortable, or her fortune small, I can suppose that she might bring herself to submit to the offices of a nurse, for the sake of the provision and security of a wife. In his marrying such a woman, therefore, there would be nothing unsuitable. It would be a compact of convenience, and the world would be satisfied. In my eyes it would be no marriage at all, but that would be nothing. To me it would seem only a commercial exchange, in which each wished to be benefited at the expense of the other."

"It would be impossible, I know," replied Elinor, "to convince you that a woman of seven-and-twenty could feel for a man of thirty-five anything near enough to love, to make him a desirable companion to her. But I must object to your dooming Colonel Brandon and his wife to the constant confinement of a sick chamber, merely because he chanced to complain yesterday (a very cold damp day), of a slight rheumatic feel in one of his shoulders."

Being a little over 27 myself, I am glad to hear that I "can never hope to feel or inspire affection again". Good thing I have already declared myself terminally single - now where's my Kitchen Aid stand mixer?


But seriously, it is a funny thing to read about these times when a woman over 21 who hadn't found herself a husband was doomed to a life of loneliness forever.


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